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Battle of the Sexes
Famous Retorts
He said…I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
She said…You wear briefs, don’t you?
She said…What do you mean by coming home half drunk ?
He said…It’s not my fault I an out of money.
He said…Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said… Well, you succeeded.
On wall in ladies room: “My husband follows me everywhere.”
Written below it: “I do not.”
He said…” Shall we try a different position tonight?”
She said…” That's a good idea you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the lounge and fart.”
Priest…’ I don’t think you’ll ever find a man like your late husband.’
She said…’Who’s going to look?’
He said…What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said…Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said…Lets go out and have some fun tonight.
She said…Okay, but if you get home before I do leave the hallway light on.
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