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Laughter is the Best Medicine
An old man was sitting on the bench in St Barbara's Square. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair all different colours - green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared at the young fella.
The cocky young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man thought a while and replied, "Got drunk once and rooted a parrot - I was just wondering if you were my son."
An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this old tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you from behind?”
“Yes,” she said, “I remember it well.”
“OK, “ he says, “How about taking a stroll ‘round there again and we do it for old times sake.”
“Ooooh Henry, you are a devil, that sounds like a good idea,” she answers.
There’s a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to him self. He thinks, I’ve got to see this … two old timers having sex against the fence. I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. He follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly, they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She’s yelling, “Ohhhh, God!” He’s hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable.
Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He has learnt something about life and starts to think about his own aged parents.
The old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, “That was truly amazing. I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.”
As the couple pass, he says to them, “That was something else. You must have been shagging for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?”
“No, there’s no secret,” the old man says, “except that fifty years ago that damn fence wasn’t electric.”
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